An unscripted, improvised adult panto that takes all of your favourite pantomimes and flips them over for a good spanking.“Cum one, cum all!”

Get ready for a hilarious night of laughter and filth as Twidow Wankey’s Dirty Panto is cumming to London! – “Oh yes it f*!?ing is!”  

Audiences are in for a treat as they choose the direction of every twist, turn and nipple slip as they pluck items straight from Twidow Wankey’s dirty pile.

From outrageous improvised characters to disgusting humour, no two performances are ever the same. Join us for a night of banter, rude songs, and outrageousness as Twidow Wankey and friends take you on a journey through a world where literally anything can happen – and probably will!